I Have A Lovely Bunch Of Coconuts

Unseen woman: "Avocadooos..... Avocadoes...."

Girl across the street: "AVOCADOS! WHERE ARE YOU KATIE???"

Unseen woman: "The whole neighborhood knows I want avocados."

West Philly
Overheard by MC

Michael Jackson Will Be Missed

Young man racing down the sidewalk towards CHOP yells at someone down the street: "Who's supervising the children?!"

38th & Spruce
Overheard by Dude I Have No Idea

That's Olympic-level Accuracy

Drinking gamer: "Throw tequila on his taint!"

shore house
Overheard by Chaz

Carrot Juice Constitutes Murder

Maoz Vegetarian Counter Worker yelling to Supervisor in the kitchen: "Is our eggplant vegan?"

Supervisor: "It's eggplant!"


Maoz on Chestnut Street
Overheard by Andrew on the bus (at Maoz)

This Guy Never Looks Up From The Scorecard

Miscellaneous Phillies Fan: "What's it called again...The Green Thing?"

Phillies Game at Citizens Bank Park
Overheard by IHeartPedro

Twitter, Represent!

WOMAN: "I'm sweating buckets. "

MAN: "It's kinda cool in here. We have a/c. "

WOMAN: "It's that time of my life. "

MAN: "Good answer."

No idea where
Overheard by telan

If Shit Is Wrong I Don't Want To Be Right

Tiny yet angry little black woman on her cell phone: "You know you wrong as shit! That's why!"

On the 100 line
Overheard by Chaz - feeling sad for the guy on the other end of the phone

Submitter's Name Says It All

Two girls trashing a friend who joined the military.. "She's not going to make it. I bet she becomes one of those losers who goes A.O.L."

2nd and Chestnut
Overheard by At Ease with Fios

Just Like Last Night In Your Parent's Basement

On the subject of the soap dispenser in the men's room at the Convention Center.

Guy #1 - "Eww, this feels like someone's coming on my hand."

Guy #2 - "Oh, you prefer it your face?"

Wizard World comic book convention
Overheard by mtsbspidey

I Hear Wedding Bells!

Heavily tattooed couple having a mild disagreement, gent says: "That's how this relationship works.. We talk about how you feel and then we decide it's horseshit."

Target on City Ave
Overheard by Paging Dr Phil

Jesus Was A Hobo

(crazy homeless lady dancing on the street like she's drunk)

crazy homeless lady: "i could be the hobo jesus!'

outside of macy's
Overheard by me

Yeah, But What Was She Watching?

Woman 1: "She had the baby and she didn't even go into labor!"

Woman 2: "What?!"

Woman 1: "Yeah, she was sitting on the couch watching tv and she relaxed too much and the baby's head just slipped right out!"

Woman 2: "Whoa."

Penn's Landing
Overheard by JLo