Since The Holiday Is On Sunday We Should Get Monday Off

Co-Worker #1: "I’m kind of annoyed we don’t have off Good Friday."

Co-Worker #2: "Yeah me too but I’m taking off anyway."

Co-Worker #1: "Why? Aren't you Jewish?"

Co-Worker #2: "I am but I have to go kill a Christian. It’s what we do."

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