Can't Beat Kid Logic....

Kid: "Hey Mom, can we get a frozen turkey?"

Mom: "No. Why you want a frozen turkey?"

Kid: "Remember how we got one at Thanksgiving?"

Mom: "Yeah?"

Kid: "And you made me carry it to the car and then into the house?"

Mom: "Yeah?"

Kid: "Well it was real heavy and I need some muscles so I thought about lifting weights but if we just buy another frozen turkey, I don't need to lift no weights."

Giant

Overheard by WD-40