5-10 Years Is Too Often

Woman working at coffee shop (sure, call her a barista if you must): "Sure I could totally move to New York. I'm not the kind of person who goes home and hangs out with old friends."

Second woman, incredulously: "Really?"

First woman: "No, that's what high school reunions are for."

OCF Cafe on South Street

Overheard by Andrew on the bus (not on the bus, obviously)