No...Here's Your Sign.

Girl: "Do deaf people get discounts if they go to concerts?"

Guy: "what?"

Girl: "do they get discounts? You know, like, cuz they cant here anything."

Guy: "so why would they even be there then?"

Girl: "cuz deaf people wanna see shows too. Could they just go to the ticket window and be like (fake deaf voice) 'Im deaf. Let me in'."

in line at 7-11

Overheard by Scottie Onetime

I Can Be Anything You Want Me To Be

Deli worker calling next in line: "Number 69"

30ish girl: "hehehe 69"

30ish guy: "what are u, a 14 yr old boy?"

acme deli counter

Overheard by Scottie Onetime

Corner of No Fucking Way

Evening after Shadfest in Fishtown at Sketch Burger, where a sketchy looking dude is talking to two woman (sketchy too, but a little less so) eating with him at his table. They clearly know each other, but must have just recently met.

Guy asks women, "Where'd you go to school?"
Woman, "I was home-schooled."
Guy, "Oh, where's that at?"


Sketch Burger in Fishtown

Overheard by Andrew on the Bus (@Sketch Burger)

The Horror!!!!

Guy: "but he's uh.. um.. uh.. uhhh.. um.. uh.. uh.. he's uh.. um.. he's.... not a Phillies fan."

work

Overheard by Scottie Onetime

That Is The Definition Of College Student

Girl 1 to Girl 2: "If you're an alcoholic that's fine. But if you're going to school at least be a functional one."

Walnut St/18th

Overheard by Betsyvonawesome

Even Swap?

Guy: "I hate Tom Brady. He doesn't deserve to go to the Hall of Fame. He owes Drew Bledsoe 2 Super Bowl rings and his wife."

work

Overheard by Scottie Onetime

Books Are Movies In Your Mind

Guy #1: "This is what I hate about Borders: books."

Guy #2: "Yeah. like this; Shutter Island. *points to book*"

Guy #1: "You know that's a movie?"

Guy #2: "Yeah, this is what movies are FOR."

Borders Books near Center City

Overheard by Melonpan

...And Sunday Comes Afterwards!

Peon #1: "My brain needs to pick a fucking song. I've got Colder Weather, She Bangs - yeah, Ricky Martin - and some Jason Aldean song all mashed up."

Peon #2: "You've been watching Glee again, haven't you?"

15th and Spring Garden

Overheard by Currrly

That Guy Is My Hero

Older lady: "You look like James Durbin from American Idol."

Guy: "what the hell is American Idol?"

McGillans

Overheard by Scottie Onetime

8.8% Unemployment?

(on a slow day at work)

Guy leans back in chair: "Ugh. I think I read the entire internet today."

work

Overheard by Scottie Onetime

Poor Ambience

Co-Worker #1: "The last time I was there, I went to the Golden Corral and didn't have a great experience."

Co-Worker #2: "Yeah, I've been to that Golden Corral and I'm not a big fan of it."

Co-Worker #2: "What did it for you? Was it the gang fights?"

Co-Worker #1: "Umm no. It was the crappy food."

Co-Worker #2: "Yeah their food is crappy. Crappy food and gang fights. The two reasons I hate that Golden Corrall."

My Cube Farm

Overheard by WD40

They Have Vertical Signs In Japan?

Co-Worker #1: "Why can't the signs be vertical? Isn't there a large Japanese population there? They would appreciate that!"

Co-Worker #2: "Because they can't. And you used to live there, so you should know there's not a large Japanese population there."

Co-Worker #1: "Yeah, I should. Afterall, I'm the one who ran them all out of town."

My Cube Farm

Overheard by WD40

No...No I Don't

Homeless Gentleman to Woman on the street: "The thing is... I don't need me no milk and honey. I'd rather get me some spare ribs and honey. You know what I'm sayin'?"

Suburban Station

Glad I'm Not Porky

Visiting From Princeton?

College student, talking to her friend: "Snakes are just tails with faces!"

On UPenn campus
Overheard by Elias

Real Philly Experiences

(The two grill cooks mouthing off back n forth)

Cook1: "haha got ya April Fools!"

Guy in line (yells): "Its April second asshole!"

(the entire place cracks up)

Jims Steaks on South

Overheard by Scottie Onetime