They Have Vertical Signs In Japan?

Co-Worker #1: "Why can't the signs be vertical? Isn't there a large Japanese population there? They would appreciate that!"

Co-Worker #2: "Because they can't. And you used to live there, so you should know there's not a large Japanese population there."

Co-Worker #1: "Yeah, I should. Afterall, I'm the one who ran them all out of town."

My Cube Farm

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