Girl on bike, wearing helmet, riding the right way down 10th Street, narrowly misses getting hit by a dude, wearing headphones but no helmet, riding real fast on the sidewalk in the wrong direction on Bainbridge.
Girl: "Woah! Hey, you almost killed me - watch where you're going!" Bike Dude, over his shoulder as he continues on his way: "Fuckin' idiot. Nice helmet!"
A teenage girl to her friends: "So we asked to go to the bathroom, and we were in there for a while talking. So we had to tell the teacher an excuse for why we were in there. So she goes back to the classroom and says to him 'Um...I know you don't want to here this, but Becca got a tampon stuck in her vagina' Septa bus