Is It Really Overheard If Someone Broadcasts It?

Caller asked about random drug tests he conducts and their results. "We never know the results of the tests we submit them anonymously"

preston & steve show Sept 20
Overheard by joe camel

Soon To The Part Of The 9.7% Unemployed

Two office workers

OW1: "Ok, so do I need to sort these any way?"
OW2: "Yeah, alphabetically."
OW1: "How do I do that?"
OW2: "What?"
OW1: "How do I sort them like that?"
OW2: "Um, alphabetically?"

Cube Farm in Warminster
Overheard by Frogger

True Fan

Girl 1: "I don't know this song either. It's not on his greatest hits"

Fundraiser dinner - Parrot Beach
Overheard by betsyvonawesome

Fashion Is Pain

Girl 1: "I like my new glasses. I can't see through them, but I like the color."

Oyster House
Overheard by betsyvonawesome

I'd Like A Cheeseburger

Crazy man rolling around on the street: "WORLD'S GREATEST HOTDOGS! WORLD'S GREATEST HOTDOGS! WORLD'S GREATEST HOTDOGS!"

In front of the customs house. 200 Chestnut St
Overheard by Get yer bratwurst

Everybody Remember Concert Girl 2 Said It, Not Me

Concert Girl 1: "I thought that guy was going to have an Irish accent."

Concert Girl 2: "I think it was the tracksuit."

Parrot Beach
Overheard by betsyvonawesome

Nothing Good Comes From This Post

Guy in the window of his house: "Daaave! I'm drunk and playing with loaded guns again!"

7th and Tasker
Overheard by penis penis penis

Living The Life

Girl: "We are going to a diner and then to the Oklahoma State Fair and then possibly go see MC Hammer."

Oyster House
Overheard by betsyvonawesome

We're From Philly. We'll Cut You!

Some guy getting out of his car while another driver beeps at him.

The guy said, "Wha', I'm not 'fraid of you. Think I'm afraid of you? I'm from New York, I'll kick your ass in! Get some manners!"

Next street over from 22nd and Fairmount
Overheard by calamity shane

WOLVERINES!!!!!

Little boy to dad: "Ooo! A gas mask!"

Dad: "Put it down, it's Russian. Besides, you already got an Israeli one."

Lou's Surplus at Zern's Farmers Market, Gilbertsville
Overheard by tlachtga

West Virginia Native

Bro talking to a fellow Bro about chicks: "Yeah I bang her every once in a while but other times we just fight all the time. She's like my sister"

Levittown
Overheard by You have a weird relationship with your sister

Appropriate Reaction? In Iran....

Woman on the phone: "you know you they're your daughters, you can knock them out. They're so disrespectful."

15th and Race
Overheard by betsyvonawesome

True Dat

Guide: "how long do you have to live in Philly to be a local?"

Rider: "15 Minutes"

On the double decker bus
Overheard by betsyvonawesome

Goliath Always Did It For Me

Large gal going to work at Arby's (you could tell by the way she was swinging her "Arby's" visor around her fingers while talking on the phone): "You should mix up some warm salt water and gargoyle with it."

On the 100 Line
Chaz - thinking 'gargoyle' was a noun

Usually She Aims For The Throat

Old Black man on the phone: "What? Your mom hit you in the face...what else is new?"

26 Bus
Overheard by Anonymous

Where Were You When I Was Single!?

large 40ish lady to 30ish guy walking w wife/gf: "You a very attractive man."

guy: "huh? me?"

lady: "yeah you heard me.. SEXXXY!!"
(then keeps on walking)

30th St Station
Overheard by Scottie Onetime aka shit

Glad to see people read my titles. -OHiP

Seems Reasonable

Guy (To Female Companion): "We're married so I think I can share this with you. Sometimes I wish it were socially acceptable for me to wear a skirt, not from any confusion about my sexual identity, but because I think it would help keep my nuts cool in hot weather."


SETPA's Trenton Line Train
Overheard by WD40

Look At That Fucking Hipster

Hipster riding a bike on cobblestones: "Owwwww balls aren't happy, balls aren't happy, balls aren't happy...."

Old City
Overheard by Operaman

Dick Jokes Too

VP of Human Resources of the company to workers on a work outing: "There is just something about flatulence that I find so amusing"

Cruising down 1-95 near the Airport
Overheard by Tyler

Sneak Preview Of Your Next Stop

70 year old lady in court: "I took the Septa El for the first time in 20 years here today....felt like i was in purgatory it was awful"

Court
Overheard by Judge Judy

Been Waiting 12 Years To Say That

Teenager #1: "You know what they say, there's a tool at every party."

Teenager #2: "That's why they invited you."

south philly
Overheard by lil gangsta 215

Is Stylish Near Camden?

Two Stylish girls in their late 20's. One said to the other:
"I don't care how it smells, as long as it's clean"

H&M Rittenhouse
Overheard by RandiPants

Button Pressing Makes Me Hott

A husband and wife are buying school supplies for their young son.

Husband: "He can use it when he gets older."
Wife: (sighs) "Why don't you just admit you want another calculator?"
Husband: "Fine. I want another calculator."
Wife: "You already have two at home!"
Husband: "I need calculators everywhere I go!"

Walmart
Overheard by wtf?

That'll Fix The Problem

Disgruntled mother to her 8 year old: "If I tell you one more time 'children should be seen and not heard,' I'm gonna knock your fucking teeth out."

A West Philly laundromat
Overheard by phillyz

An Idiot's Dozen

Woman #1: "How many towels are in there, 12?

Woman #2: "No, there's only a dozen. Why?"

The Restaurant Store
Overheard by WD40