Caller asked about random drug tests he conducts and their results. "We never know the results of the tests we submit them anonymously"
preston & steve show Sept 20
Overheard by joe camel
Thursday, September 30, 2010
Tuesday, September 28, 2010
Two office workers
OW1: "Ok, so do I need to sort these any way?"
OW2: "Yeah, alphabetically."
OW1: "How do I do that?"
OW1: "How do I sort them like that?"
OW2: "Um, alphabetically?"
Cube Farm in Warminster
Overheard by Frogger
Posted by overheardinphilly at 6:58 AM
Friday, September 24, 2010
Thursday, September 23, 2010
Wednesday, September 22, 2010
Monday, September 20, 2010
Some guy getting out of his car while another driver beeps at him.
The guy said, "Wha', I'm not 'fraid of you. Think I'm afraid of you? I'm from New York, I'll kick your ass in! Get some manners!"
Next street over from 22nd and Fairmount
Overheard by calamity shane
Posted by overheardinphilly at 6:45 AM
Saturday, September 18, 2010
Friday, September 17, 2010
Thursday, September 16, 2010
Tuesday, September 14, 2010
Large gal going to work at Arby's (you could tell by the way she was swinging her "Arby's" visor around her fingers while talking on the phone): "You should mix up some warm salt water and gargoyle with it."
On the 100 Line
Chaz - thinking 'gargoyle' was a noun
Posted by overheardinphilly at 6:49 AM
Monday, September 13, 2010
Saturday, September 11, 2010
large 40ish lady to 30ish guy walking w wife/gf: "You a very attractive man."
guy: "huh? me?"
lady: "yeah you heard me.. SEXXXY!!"
(then keeps on walking)
30th St Station
Overheard by Scottie Onetime aka shit
Glad to see people read my titles. -OHiP
Posted by overheardinphilly at 9:44 AM
Friday, September 10, 2010
Guy (To Female Companion): "We're married so I think I can share this with you. Sometimes I wish it were socially acceptable for me to wear a skirt, not from any confusion about my sexual identity, but because I think it would help keep my nuts cool in hot weather."
SETPA's Trenton Line Train
Overheard by WD40
Posted by overheardinphilly at 7:09 AM
Thursday, September 9, 2010
Wednesday, September 8, 2010
Tuesday, September 7, 2010
Monday, September 6, 2010
Saturday, September 4, 2010
Friday, September 3, 2010
A husband and wife are buying school supplies for their young son.
Husband: "He can use it when he gets older."
Wife: (sighs) "Why don't you just admit you want another calculator?"
Husband: "Fine. I want another calculator."
Wife: "You already have two at home!"
Husband: "I need calculators everywhere I go!"
Overheard by wtf?
Posted by overheardinphilly at 7:08 AM