Someone Needs To Buy A Clue

Old homeless lady, shouting to the crowded subway car: "Anybody got a quarter? A dime? Some change? I need a sandwich. Anyone got some change? I need a sandwich. Gotta get a sandwich! Anyone got a quarter?"

[Under her breath, while passing my seat:] "After I smoke the crack no one wants to give me no money...."


On the El
Overheard by crack kills