Designated Mother

Small group of obviously drunk girls walking down the street, being herded by one not drunk girl:

Girl #1: "Stop telling us what to do. You're not being nice any more."

Girl #2: "Yeah... I like nice Amanda better."

Amanda (shouts): "I've been nice for 4 fucking hours! I'm out of nice!"


40th & Spruce
Overheard by Currrly