Nelly gay 20something: "I'm like 'Mom, its not drugs; its protein powder!'"
Starbucks - Latimer and 15th
Overheard by Spinozist
Wednesday, September 30, 2009
Tuesday, September 29, 2009
Monday, September 28, 2009
Saturday, September 26, 2009
Friday, September 25, 2009
3 couples are sitting around a picnic table, 2 couples with kids, guy without kid is playing with two of the kids' dinosaurs, fighting
Guy: "Bitch where's my money? I kick that baby right out yo belly! Where my money bitch?"
Nesh State Park
Overheard by KJM
Posted by overheardinphilly at 7:30 AM
Thursday, September 24, 2009
Buffalo Exchange guy: "I need your ID and your phone number."
Obvious homeless guy trying to trade clothes for cash, handing over ID: "2-1-5.. 7-6-8... 3-4... uhh B-9."
Buffalo Exchange guy: "Umm excuse me sir, you cannot have LETTERS in your phone number?!"
Buffalo Exchange, Chestnut St
Overheard by monkeymoo
Posted by overheardinphilly at 1:43 PM
Girl walking by, on her cell phone: "And then the girl in line behind me? She was, like, chewin' on her gum like it was some sort of limited edition, Thanksgiving dinner kinda flavor..."
30th Street Station
Overheard by Desperate Hours
Posted by overheardinphilly at 7:09 AM
Wednesday, September 23, 2009
Guy: "The woman in the cubicle over the wall from me has a great laugh."
Girl (angrily): "What's wrong with my laugh??"
Guy: "Not in a "cute girl, I'd like to meet her" kinda way, more like a "sorta sounds like boss Hogg" kinda way."
Overheard by KJM
Posted by overheardinphilly at 2:09 PM
Tuesday, September 22, 2009
Monday, September 21, 2009
Underage White Girl to Friends: "I dunno, so I was like, 'I don't want to talk to you anymore!' and then..."
20- Something Latino Guy Passing By: "Why don't you want to talk to me anymore? Can't you see I'm trying to holla' at you 'cause your so goddamned sexy?"
Overheard by I Can't Believe I'm Friends With This Guy
Saturday, September 19, 2009
Girl: "C and J would get along like peas in a pod."
Guy: "I thought C was a flaming racist? And J is black."
Girl: "Well other than that."
(Names redacted to protect the guilty.)
Overheard by KJM
Posted by overheardinphilly at 10:09 AM
Friday, September 18, 2009
Thursday, September 17, 2009
Two older women were holding a conversation about another couple.
Woman 1: "They have been married since 1961."
Woman 2: "That is really wonderful."
Woman 1: "Yeah, but there is no romance left. They are getting one of those ipod cellphones."
8th & Market
Overheard by Arylyn
Wednesday, September 16, 2009
Coworkers talking about the hermaphrodite runner...
First girl: "Wait, doesn't she have boobs?"
Guy: "She's got male sex organs on the inside."
First girl: "Does she have a va-jay-jay?"
Second girl: "Nuh-uh...if she's walkin' around with a pocketbook......."
Overheard by tedster
Posted by overheardinphilly at 7:26 AM
Tuesday, September 15, 2009
Monday, September 14, 2009
Saturday, September 12, 2009
Friday, September 11, 2009
Elderly Man: "Sure but make it quick. It's hot and I'm on a payphone at the corner. (silence) What's that? You want my number? (silence) It's 215... (silence) Well of course it's the number for the payphone. What did you expect?"
Overheard by WD40
Thursday, September 10, 2009
One young Abercrombie to another young Hollister: "You mean we actually have to pay for this?"
(After trying to swipe their 'Nova IDs through the SEPTA pass reader)
Stadium, Rt 100
Overheard by welcome to the real world
Wednesday, September 9, 2009
Guy: "Have you been tested for scoliosis?"
Girl: "No. Not since I was in grade school. Why?"
Guy: "You mean you haven't been re-tested now that you're sexually active?!"
Girl: "Ummm no. I thought scoliosis was a back disease. What does it have to do with being sexually active?"
Franklin Mills Mall
Overheard by Ms. Potatohead
Posted by overheardinphilly at 9:09 PM
2 Old Guys (70s)
1st OLD GUY: "shit. i beat it out the park.. i don't even have to call her. she's gonna call me."
2nd OLD Guy: "Yeah I bet that pussy was good."
1st Old Guy: "I told you man see i was running her down but now that i put i on her shes gonna be running me down."
Me:(in my head) "you r too damn old for this conversation."
on the corner of market and 40th.
Overheard by ashleestyley
Posted by overheardinphilly at 9:09 AM
Tuesday, September 8, 2009
Monday, September 7, 2009
Saturday, September 5, 2009
Feminist Scene Girl: "Could you please stop looking at my breasts?"
Normal Guy: "Okay listen, if you are going to wear a bright green t-shirt with baby in a tank shooting flying coke bottles out of the air, you can't yell at people when they stare at your chest."
Overheard by The Commuter
Posted by overheardinphilly at 10:00 AM
Friday, September 4, 2009
Thursday, September 3, 2009
Female Crackhead trying to sell a misappropriated bicycle at 6:30 a.m.: "Five dolla for the bike, mister. I got's ta get home!"
Me: "Here's an amazingly novel idea: how about riding the fucking bike home?"
In front of the Market East Station 9th Street entrance
Overheard by JustDoIt
Posted by overheardinphilly at 7:39 AM