We Must Apply The Scientific Method To This Hypothesis

Guy: "Can I tell you something personal?"
Girl: "Is it something I want to know?"
Guy: "Probably not."
Girl: "Tell me anyway."
Guy: "Are you sure?"
Girl: "Yes! Now you have to tell me!"
Guy: "I found out today that when I shave my ass my farts get smellier and more amplified."
Girl: "...I'm really glad you told me that."


Bertucci's
Overheard by At least he wasn't telling her he has an std?