He's An Ass Man

Two very overweight women discussing their health problems loudly at a bus stop:

Woman #1: "When my ass flares up, I can barely even sit or walk around."

Woman #2: "Yeah, when mine flares up I have to see my doctor for relief. And then it's like he doesn't even want to deal with it!"

Woman #1: "Girl, you better see my doctor then. He doesn't mind."

Philadelphia Community College
Overheard by That's why I'm a lawyer