Every Domestic Dispute Starts Somewhere

Girl 1: "How do you think I could get him to stay?"

Girl 2: "Well, you could do what I did with his brother and just get pregnant. That way he has to stay."

Girl 1: "Yeah, I thought about that but that means I'll be stuck with a kid too."

Girl 2: "But you'll have him."

Birthday Party
Overheard by G