It Is Said That Philadelphia TSAs Are A Bunch Of Assholes

On the curb outside Southwest airline ticket counter Two TSA Screeners are talking. A Southwest employee is smoking nearby.

TSA Employee: (talking about new uniform with a REAL badge) "We have badges, they should give us guns, after all we are agents of the Federal Government."

Southwest employee: "So is the mailman and works in worse neighborhoods than you do." (BTW the next day this guy had a "random" inspection)

PHL Airport terminal E
Overheard by Philly Joe Camel