If Yours Is Purple And Filled With Beads, Seek Medical Attention

20-something guy, approaching 20-ish girl wearing a Bryn Mawr sweatshirt: "Yo! What's it like going to a school with no cocks?"

Bryn Mawr girl, with admirable composure: "Surely you're mistaken? We have plenty."

Guy: "What?!"

Bryn Mawr girl: "Oh yes. They tend to be pink and purple and filled with beads. They perform on command - and believe me, buddy, they're far better than those with men attached." (Walks off.)

Guy: (mouth agape)

Near the fountain in Rittenhouse Square
Overheard by Too bad there's a guy attached to mine...