Little girl being dragged down the street by her dad: "You mean I have to go to SCHOOL on trick or treat day?!?!"
Broad and Ellsworth
Overheard by Anonymous
Wednesday, October 31, 2007
Tuesday, October 30, 2007
Monday, October 29, 2007
Saturday, October 27, 2007
Stereotypical gay friend: "I bought this stuff to put on my nails so I stop biting them."
Stereotypical Blonde friend 1:"What's it taste like?"
Stereotypical Gay friend: "Shit."
Stereotypical Blonde friend 2: "Oooh let me lick your nails!"
Bucks Community College
Overheard by They Call Me "KeiKei"
Posted by overheardinphilly at 9:50 AM
Friday, October 26, 2007
Crazed Three-year-old Boy: "Banana makes me craaaazy!"
Calm Mom: "Oh, really? What about strawberry?"
Overheard by She's Crafty
Posted by overheardinphilly at 9:03 AM
Thursday, October 25, 2007
Two college-aged girls at the receptionist of an OB-GYN office in Horsham after the nurse tells them that no hospitals in Philadelphia deliver babies...
Girl 1: "Where are all the poor black women going to go?"
Girl 2: "Are pregnant people allowed to ride the bus?"
Abington Obstetrics & Gynocology Office in Horsham
Overheard by House Husband
Posted by overheardinphilly at 9:14 AM
Wednesday, October 24, 2007
Guy pushing stroller, yelling: "What do you want, Sylvia?! Do you want everyone to know how good a mom you are?"
Sylvia, yelling: "What do I want? I want you to be a better father!"
Guy, calmly: "And I want you to be a better mother. We all want things."
16th & South
Overheard by Mithras
Posted by overheardinphilly at 1:53 PM
Tuesday, October 23, 2007
Monday, October 22, 2007
Semi attractive girl trying way too hard to be on the front line of fashion, strutting around with a designer bag, half a jacket, expensive shades etc. trying to attract attention.
City worker to Co-worker "I guess she's never seen that show, What Not to Wear"
16th and sansom
Overheard by Take THAT, princess!
Posted by overheardinphilly at 3:07 PM
Sunday, October 21, 2007
Saturday, October 20, 2007
girl to her friends: you know those carrot things in math problems? apparently they mean greater than and less than. i was like "what?" i didn't learn THAT in fourth grade!
Drexel University Dining Hall
Overheard by Anonymous
Posted by overheardinphilly at 7:53 AM
Friday, October 19, 2007
Thursday, October 18, 2007
Wednesday, October 17, 2007
Realtor to prospective tenants, who are middle aged women: "I'm used to showing these spaces to either men that are 50 year old millionaires, or men who are twenty something Billionaires. Go figure, I don't think the middle aged people have the money anymore."
Center City, Liberty One
Overheard by Philly Chit Chat.com
Posted by overheardinphilly at 4:23 PM
Tuesday, October 16, 2007
Saturday, October 13, 2007
12 year old catholic school girl at a birthday party: "I thought that we had leap years so that Holy Thursday would always be on Thursday Easter would always be on Sunday."
Overheard by Public School Grad
Posted by overheardinphilly at 12:09 PM
Friday, October 12, 2007
Gay #1: "So what do you like most about sex?"
Gay #2: "Dick!!!! (Giggles) I know I'm such a bottom. But I like the taste, I like the shape and every dick is different. You never get bored."
Gay #1: "Yeah, there is a certain connection you have when you are giving head."
Gay #2: "I know, it's like your being impaled, well maybe not impaled, but you are connected in a special way."
Gay #1: "Oh yeah, I agree"
Gay Adult Book Store at 13th and Walnut
Overheard by Roman Heart
Posted by overheardinphilly at 5:45 PM
Black Muslim: "Man, i want some fucking chicken."
*plunks dollar bills on the counter*
Crown Fried Chicken Employee: "We don't serve fucking chicken, what we have is *points to sign behind him* FRIED CHICKEN!"
Crown Fried Chicken, under the El on Frankford
Overheard by 6 wings, 2 biscuits
Posted by overheardinphilly at 9:34 AM
Crazy Homeless Guy Talking to Himself: "That whole City Hall be crazy. I'mma get a bomb and burn it to the ground. Now I just gots to go find me one of them terrorists and get me a bomb."
Overheard by Scared to go to City Hall Again
Posted by overheardinphilly at 9:26 AM
Thursday, October 11, 2007
Two young girls of about 11 and 14 on train...
11 yr old: "I ain't havin sex wit him, whos gonna take care of mah baby?!"
14 yr old: "Den don't get pregnant. Use a condom. Dey give 'em out in mah school."
11 yr old: "Yeah das cause you're already in high school, dey don't give 'em out in my school yet"
Overheard by Shocked at how young hoes start...
Posted by overheardinphilly at 8:58 AM
Wednesday, October 10, 2007
Little girl watching her mommy lift bags into the cart when young man is walking in the lumber aisle: "Mommy mommy that looks like daddy!"
Mommy: "No that's not daddy. he looks like daddy but it's not him."
Little girl: "Bad daddy!"
bustleton ave home depot
Overheard by Polly
Posted by overheardinphilly at 1:57 PM
Tuesday, October 9, 2007
Monday, October 8, 2007
Heavy Set woman pushing her way through the crowd at the Phillies Rally: "Outta my way, I gotta get to the El."
Overheard by Standing in the Rally Crowd
Posted by overheardinphilly at 10:35 PM
Sunday, October 7, 2007
Little black boy to his brother: "why are those kids in the park playin with swords?"
His brother: "Cause they dumb."
34 trolley @ Clark Park
Overheard by KissyKissKiss
Posted by overheardinphilly at 9:22 AM
Saturday, October 6, 2007
Friday, October 5, 2007
Black girl #1 (In back of me in line at lunch cart): "Mmmm Mmmm that guy is so fine working in this here cart with his tight t-shirts and muscles."
Black Girl #2: "Girl, I know. I be getting wet standing here looking at him. Oh sweet jesus!"
Black girl #1: "I'd like to try some of his big italian sausage"
Black girl #2: "Umm hmm. True that!"
Gay guy in back of them: "Now I really need to suck a cock. Preferably his."
16th and Chestnut
Overheard by I'd do him too
Posted by overheardinphilly at 10:49 AM
Thursday, October 4, 2007
Wednesday, October 3, 2007
Woman with large glasses: "I gotta go to the bathroom."
Her friend: "Oh, well we're almost home."
Woman with large glasses: "It doesn't matter when I get to the toilet. Nothing is gonna to happen anyway."
Her friend: "Alright. Ok. I hear ya."
34 Trolley, Green Line
Overheard by Anonymous
Posted by overheardinphilly at 4:33 PM
Tuesday, October 2, 2007
white guy to white guy (looking at billboard for new Mickey D's Sweet T): "I'm so black for that shit"
driving down i-95
Overheard by i'm loving it!
Posted by overheardinphilly at 4:35 PM
Monday, October 1, 2007
college meathead #1: "Dude its so hot out here."
college meathead #2: "Man I know. The freaken sun is so hot."
college meathead #1: "yea dude the sun is so hot. I think we are technologically advanced enough to like live with out the sun."
College meathead #2: "yea..right!"
college meathead #1: "I mean...I think we produce enough plutonium to live with out the sun."
me to my boyfriend: "did you just fucking hear that? dumbasses"
Phillies game-Citizens Bank Arena
Overheard by Anonymous
Posted by overheardinphilly at 1:28 AM
Drunk, white, stereotypical Eagles fan 1: "The Eagles fucking suck, man. McNabb, that fucking n*gger!"
Drunk, white, stereotypical Eagles fan 2: "Dude, shut up."
Drunk, white, stereotypical Eagles fan 2: "What? Look at what jersey I'm wearing. I can talk shit."
On an R5 train with a bunch of black people
Overheard by ashamed to be white
Posted by overheardinphilly at 1:25 AM