But Sir, There's No Porn. The Internet Is All About Trading Recipes.

(Intern looking for information on the internet.)

Supervisor: "Did you find it yet?"
Intern: "Not yet."
Supervisor: "Did you "google" it?"
Intern: "Yeah, but I couldn't find it."
Supervisor(yelling): "Well then, Google Harder!!!"

Overheard at Work
Overheard by Rumpleforeskin