Preach It Brother!

SEPTA conductor not looking very official wearing trenchcoat and baseball hat and is LIRR massacare gunman Colin Ferguson's doppelganger: "Ticket."

Pissed off white New Yorker who was reading a New York tabloid newspaper and listenng to iPod: "I showed you my ticket." (Proceeds to show ticket again while holding it in a way to give the conductor the finger.)

Ferguson: "If you weren't listening to your headphones you would have heard me."

New Yorker: "If this was a real railroad you would have used a seat check and you would be wearing a real uniform."

Ferguson: "This isn't a real railroad."

Evening rush hour train to Chestnut Hill
Overheard by Anonymous