Pain, Will You Return It

Skinny cyclist guy: "Oh no, I lost a ring! I liked that one too, because... (trails off)"
Girlfriend: "You can say it. I know your ex-girlfriend gave it to you."
Skinny cyclist guy: "No, it's not because of that. I liked it because it was warped when I had my bike accident."
Girlfriend: "You have serious problems, do you know that?"

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Overheard by NoSeriousProblems