Let Them Control The World Or They'll Throw Shit At You

Bubblehead: "Well, it's inhumane. I don't think they should keep them in cages...the, you know, whatdotheycallem, kinky Jews."

Fratty Boy: "Dumbass, they're KINKAJOUS. It's a small monkey-like animal, not a person."

Bubblehead: "Oh. That's different, then."

R5, near 'Nova
Overheard by CrankyProf