Kettle Please Meet Pot. Pot Please Meet Kettle.

Smoking Office Lady to Other Smoking Office Ladies: "She gets up on her roof, strips down, and just bakes in the sun. She thinks that just because she goes to the dermatologist once a month she's not going to get cancer." [Takes a long drag] "What a retard!"
Other Smoking Office Ladies (in unison): "Yeah, seriously."

Outside Hahnemann Hospital - 15th & Race
Overheard by Herbie McHebrew