Greetings and Salutations

Northeast High Senior: "Didya hear that some guy took over at overheardinphilly.com?"

South Phila. High Freshman: "Yo, I hear his name is Hillberg or something."

Penn Sophomore: "My sources tell me he is both eager and willing to post submissions through the site."

Students: "'eager and willing'? What is wrong with you?"

Penn: "Nothing, why? I just happen to know he will be posting the current backlog of submissions over the next week and is looking for more eavesdropped conversations all the time."

Overheard in Philly New Owner: "Yeap a new hand is at the wheel. For now not much is going to change except the postings will be more frequent. Or they will be if people start submitting some. So pull out the ear buds, stop reading the newspaper; people are talking and who knows what they're gonna say."