Whiz Wit

Homeless Guy: "Hey man, can I bum a cigarette?"

Guy: "Sorry, I don't smoke."

[Homeless guy walks away, returns later.]

Homeless Guy: "Hey man, can I bum a cigarette?"

Guy: "Dude, I already told you I don't have any."

Homeless Guy: "Can one of you guys buy me a cheesesteak?"

Guy: "Dude, get the fuck outta here."

[Homeless guy kneels down, draws a swastika. Everyone looks at it for a moment.]

Guy: "Are you fucking kidding me?"

Homeless Guy: "You got a problem?!"

[Two guys stare at each other for a couple moments.]

Guy: "Listen, I know that mental illness and alcoholism took your friends, your family, and your home. But if you don't erase that fucking swastika right now, I'm gonna take your life."

Pat's at 4:30 in the morning
Overheard by Doctor Octagon