Shut Yer Pie-hole

Waitress: "Here's your rice pudding, sir."

Old Fogy: "Thank you, darling."

Old Fogress: "I thought you ordered bread pudding? If I knew you were getting the rice pudding i would have ordered the bread pudding and not the lemon meringue pie. I thought you hated rice pudding? When have you ever ordered rice pudding? Never!"

Old Fogy: "Oh Jesus, Lord, please help me."

Midtown IV Diner
Eavesdropped by JoePeachTree