Scent of a Man

Girl #1: "Why'd he dump me? I can't believe he dumped me!"

Girl #2: "Maybe it's because you're ugly and stupid, and I bet you're not that good in bed, either..."

Girl #1: "Oh yeah, well you're drunk before noon so look who's talking!"

Girl #3: "Damn."

several minutes later...

Girl #2: "Damn, he always smells like wet dog!"

Girl #3: "I only know one person who always smells like a wet dog..."

Girl #1: "Yeah, Tom always smells like that."

Girl #2: "Why does he always smell like that?"

Girl #3: "Because he's white."

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