The Downside of Welfare Reform

Man, speaking slowly & clearly: "I'd like an everything bagel, please. With cream cheese. Not toasted."

Woman behind counter: "You want a everything bagel?"

Man: "Yes, please."

[long pause]

Woman: "With cream cheese?"

Man: "Yes."

[long pause]

Woman: "Toasted?"

Man: "No."

Hotel "café"