Tuesday, November 29, 2005
Tuesday, November 22, 2005
ShopRite Oregon Ave.
Ethnic Food Aisle, near cookies
Eavesdropped by Miss Fidget
Thursday, November 17, 2005
Man (Husband? Boyfriend?): "We gotta get rid of that fucking cat."
Woman: "We've had this talk before. We don't have to get rid of the cat; I just can't change the litter!"
Man: "Well, who's gonna change it? Your fairy-fucking-godmother?"
Acme, Reed and 10th Streets
Overheard by Kate
Wednesday, November 16, 2005
Cashier 1: "Red Bull used to have alcohol in it?"
Cashier 2: "Yeah, but you couldn't get it in stores, only in bars."
Cashier 1: "Red Bull? It had alcohol in it?"
Cashier 2: "Yeah."
Cashier 1: "Oh, I remember that, it had a red bull on the can right?"
Cashier 2: "Yeah."
Cashier 1: "And it came in a real big can, right?"
Cashier 2: "No, a little can."
Cashier 1: Yeah, I remember that."
Newsstand/book store, 30th St Station
Posted by overheardinphilly at 4:26 PM
Monday, November 7, 2005
Son (about 5 years old): "No it's not!"
Father: "Yes it is. That's gay."
Mother: "Oh, George -- just stop it."
Father: [snorts derisively]
Son: "It's not gay."
Advanta Women's Tennis Championship, VIP section
Posted by overheardinphilly at 4:23 PM
Penn Kid #2: "Wait, what does 'commissioned' mean?"
Penn Kid #1: "It means he asked for it to be painted and he paid for it."
Penn Kid #3: "Oh, I thought the Mona Lisa was a self-portrait?"
Qdoba, 40th and Walnut
Posted by overheardinphilly at 4:22 PM
Friday, November 4, 2005
Woman getting (blonde) dye job: "Do you have one of those $200 blow dryers? They're like, um, Ti- Ti- ... Titanium?"
Hair dresser: "You mean turbo?"
Woman: "Yeah, that's it!"
Hair cutting place, University City
Woman with kids: "Shit, I ain't know the soda machine was round here. Shit, next time imma bring my own cup."
Broad and Vine
eavesdropped by eyespy
Thursday, November 3, 2005
Snooty 'Nova chick #2: "Well, you would know. You're always dating the 'velveeta turtleneck' dudes."
On the R5
Eavesdropped by A Nonny Mouse
Tuesday, November 1, 2005
10th & South
Overheard by Radio Robert
Overheard by darlington