Girl talking on pay phone: "No, that's not why I left you. I left you because you called my unborn child a fucking parasite."
Submitted by camp modern
Tuesday, October 25, 2005
Crazy man with pet carrier to entire deli: "I got me a cougar... Got it from my uncle in Virginia."
Man #2: "Can I see?"
Woman: "You better keep away from that thing!!! I hear they are part cat part wolf."
Salt & Pepper Deli
47th & Chester Ave
Overheard by Brannon
Posted by overheardinphilly at 5:29 PM
Cynical girl: "Apparently all you need to do to pack a dance floor in Philly is play a bunch of crappy top 40 hip hop and the occasional random classic 80's track."
DJ: "Yeah, I heard Steven Starr is opening a new restaurant...it's only serving bowls of cat poop...but you get to choose the topping! The place will be mobbed up."
3 am, Outside Transit nightclub
Submitted by Kelly Kell
Posted by overheardinphilly at 5:26 PM
Twentysomething chick: "Excuse me, this may seem like a dumb question... but does this train run on gas?"
Conductor: "It runs on electricity."
Chick: "Well it's raining... Doesn't that mean it's dangerous?"
PATCO train from Jersey to Philly
Eavesdropped by marcyv
Posted by overheardinphilly at 5:23 PM
Thursday, October 20, 2005
Desperate guy: "I heard you sell stamps."
Asian deli woman: "Yes."
Desperate guy: "Can I get one?" [Hands over 37 cents.]
Asian deli woman: "Forty-nine."
Desperate guy: "Forty-nine cents?"
Asian deli woman: "Yes. Convenient means expensive."
Deli in Hopkinson House
Submitted by Desperate Hours Productions
Posted by overheardinphilly at 11:17 AM
Wednesday, October 19, 2005
Case manager: "You can't use alcohol as a meal replacement! ... Yes, you do sound stupid, I'm glad you said it. You are not a casual drinker! No one that drinks at 8am as a meal replacement is a casual drinker! ... So you were up all night crocheting and drinking?
1201 Chestnut Street
Submitted by NEB
Posted by overheardinphilly at 11:25 AM
Friday, October 14, 2005
Monday, October 10, 2005
Woman: "Wow, this must be great food, I see you have real Mexicans sitting outside!"
Mexican food truck, 36th and Market St.
Eavesdropped by m dawg
Posted by overheardinphilly at 10:49 AM