Goodbye Scary Mary, Hello Scary M

Saleslady: "What's your name?"

Customer: "M."

Saleslady: "Em? What is that short for?"

Customer: "No, it's just M. I had it legally changed."

Saleslady: "Oh, that's interesting. What did it used to be?"

Customer: "Mary."

Saleslady: "Well that's a pretty name. Why did you get it changed?"

Customer: "Because my husband killed Mary and M survived."

Stapler, 12th and Walnut
Eavesdropped by Kristin