I Got Your Can of Soda Right Here

Girl in slippers with holes, who had just put down two large overstuffed backpacks at a booth, standing in front of a cooler filled with bottles of soda: "You don't sell cans of soda?

Employee: "Nope!"

Girl: Sighs, walks back over to two overstuffed bags, loads them back on to her shoulder, and storms out of the restaurant

Zio's Pizza, 13th between Chestnut and Sansom
Overheard by Ed