Wong Wing

Customer: "Excuse me, I ordered 12 chicken wings."

Restaurateur: "Yeah, that's 12 chicken wings."

Customer: "Those aren't wings. Those are wing-dings."

Restaurateur: "Those are chicken wings."

Customer (to bystander): "Are those wings or wing-dings?"

Bystander: "That's wing-dings."

Customer: "Mmm-hmm."

Asian take-out joint, Center City