Last Night was AWESOME!

Guy on Cell Phone: "Well, you're a crack addict and it's Ash Wednesday. I don't know what to tell you."

Wal-Mart

Overheard by WD40

Decorative Stones: Aisle 43

Woman: "Seriously?!"

Guy: "Well, this is what happens when you bear false witness."

AC Moore

Overheard by WD 40

Check This Person's Bags Before They Leave

Customer: Does this library have a bathroom?

Bookseller: Well....this is a bookstore...and the bathroom is on the second floor

Barnes & Noble

Overheard by BN Girl

Rosenblum Was The Sled

Customer on the phone: "I need a book called A Streetcar Named Desirée"

Bookseller: "Oh...you mean Desire?"

Barnes & Noble

Overheard by BN Girl

It's 3am Somewhere

Girl on her cell phone at 9:20 AM:

"I need to get me some sweet and sour chicken!"

Roosevelt Boulevard

Overheard by Guy who now wants some sweet and sour chicken!

Aim High!

Coworker: "I kinda wanted to show up the guy with the food safety neuroses so I started offering it around."

My Cube Farm

Overheard by WD40

First Remove The Post From Your Own Eye

Guy & Girl, discussing the Grammys

Guy: "Adele has cankles. She should have worn a different dress. Or they could have at least not shown that part of her."
Girl: "Oh yeah? Well, you have a small penis and it took you 10 years to talk me into seeing it. Leave Adele alone."

Princeton

Overheard by Currly

Marketing Rep: "You see, if you just looked at their website, you would never know IHOP was an international company."

The weekly sales meeting...

Overheard by Shoo-Fly