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Wednesday, March 6, 2013

Give The Lady A Seat!

Standing female passenger on crowded bus to grumblers: "Paying your fare guarantees you a RIDE on the bus, it does not guarantee you a SEAT on the bus."

 #33 SEPTA bus
Overheard by Mad Mike

Monday, March 4, 2013

Frogs Here, Frogs There. Frogs Were Jumping Everywhere.

Co-Worker #1: "I'm decorating my cube for Easter. What about you?"

Co-Worker #2: "Um, he's Jewish. They don't celebrate Easter."

Co-Worker #3: "She's right, I am and we don't but I can still decorate for Passover".

Co-Worker #2: "How do you decorate for Passover? Do they even make Passover decorations?"

Co-Worker #3: "I don't know, I was just going to paint some lambs blood on my cube."

My Cube Farm
Overheard by WD40

Friday, March 1, 2013

Mama Was So Proud

"Junior" singing the "Alphabet Song": "H, I, J, K, Lemon Yellow Pee."


Market-Frankford El
Overheard by Plaster Dog

Wednesday, February 27, 2013

He'll Be Here All Week Folks!

40ish female Comcast Customer: "I am glad you here my cable is out & I really miss the news"

Comcast employee: "We all miss the News Ma'am, but Huey Lewis needs time to create."

Queen's Village
Overheard by Joe Camel

Monday, February 11, 2013

Good for you?

Black man to another: "...and I told him I ain't no stupid nigga.  I studied economics - in high school."

18th & Walnut
Overheard by Mad Mike

Wednesday, February 6, 2013

Nancy Is Rolling Over In Her Grave...Wait, She's Not Dead?

Contractor #1: "Can you believe they changed all the lyrics to the song?"

Contractor #2: "Wait, they changed all the lyrics? What the hell?!"

Contractor #1: "I know, right? Now I can't sing it when it comes on the radio!"

My Cube Farm
WD-40

Monday, February 4, 2013

YouTube Is Your Friend

Woman on trolley: "...Then she punched him in the face?!! I wish I'd been there to see THAT!!!..."

#34 trolley
Overheard by lost-in-philly

Friday, February 1, 2013

Do It Anyway. We'll All Be Better Off.

Guy on trolley: "...If he was MY brother, I'D cut MYSELF!..."

#34 Trolley
Overheard by lost-in-philly