Lady #1: "Aww, what you doin' here?"
Lady #2: "I'm on a date!"
South Philly Walmart
Friday, January 27, 2012
When Only The Best Will Do
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Wednesday, January 25, 2012
Compassionate Gunplay
Young woman on her phone talking to a friend: "If you're big I'm not gonna fight you, I will go to my room, get my gun and I will kindly shoot you"
Anne Taylor Loft, Liberty Plaza
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Monday, January 23, 2012
Wall-e Was A Future Documentary
A group of folks sitting at a table at the coffee shop.
Woman: "I'm trying to get my husband to use a French Press."
Man: "Oh, those are a lot of work. I can see why he wouldn't. It's a lot easier just to go to the place + buy a cup of coffee."
OCF Cafe on South Street
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Thursday, January 19, 2012
I Hear The Words Coming Out Of Your Mouth....
Lady At My Job (She is exiting the stall, I'm brushing my teeth): "I could never brush my teeth in this bathroom, it feels to unclean, you know what I'm saying?"
Ladies Restroom @ Work
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Tuesday, January 17, 2012
5-10 Years Is Too Often
Woman working at coffee shop (sure, call her a barista if you must): "Sure I could totally move to New York. I'm not the kind of person who goes home and hangs out with old friends."
Second woman, incredulously: "Really?"
First woman: "No, that's what high school reunions are for."
OCF Cafe on South Street
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Wednesday, January 11, 2012
Was That Some Kind Of Pickup Line?
Two twenty something couples walking thru Macy's in Center City (aka Wannamaker's).
Macy's in Center City
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Monday, January 9, 2012
Philadelphians Are So Helpful
Woman yelling on cell phone: "I'M AT 8TH & MARKET, YEAH 8TH & MARKET, YUP!"
Man unknown to woman standing nearby subtly interjects: "9th & Market"
Woman on back phone: "YEAH, 9th & MARKET!"
NW Corner of 9th & Market Sts
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Thursday, January 5, 2012
Darwin Award Runner Up?
Co-Worker #1 is eating Cashews and coughing, almost like they are choking, and is very red in the face.
Co-Worker #2: "Wow...are you okay?"
Co-Worker #1: "Yeah I'm fine. I'm just allergic to nuts."
My Cube Farm
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