Would You Explain That To My Therapist?

Overheard at work: "I don't think your parents liked you too much."

Spring garden Street
Overheard by Mike

[Insert Lox and Bagel Joke Here]

Guy to girl during brunch: "This was the Jew-iest lunch EVER!"


Day by Day restaurant
Overheard by monkeymoo

The Holidays Are A Time For Family

Overheard at a family gathering: "She's not a vampire! I'M a vampire!"

Ridley Park
Overheard by Mike

Clothing Technology Is Really Taking Off

Blonde: "So I pocket called Mike* on my way to work at 6:30 this morning."

Brunette: "Mike- your lunatic ex Mike? Haha, that sucks. Do you know if he answered? This is why I delete dangerous numbers from my cell phone."

Blonde: "I didn't even know I still had it until my pocket wanted to have a chat with him..."

Hamilton, NJ
Overheard by Currrly

The World Wants To Know

Sassy black woman watching previews for the new Tyler Perry movie: "'Why did I Get Married Too?' Hm...why did I get married THREE!!!!"

UA Riverview Theaters
Overheard by Diva G

Better To Ask For Forgiveness

As elevator doors opened by a passenger already aboard the elevator:

"So, do you just pull it out or do you ask his permission first?"

Spring Garden Street
Overheard by Mike

Not Exactly Up To Our Usual Scatological Humor, But I Approve!

(watching Christmas cartoons on tv when the Abominable Snowman came on)
4 yr old boy: "Is that the vomit-able snowman?"


at the house
Overheard by an amused S.1T

They Say That A Man's Humor Is Set In The Pre-Tween Years

Guy at restaurant: Daffy Duck is the funniest motherfucker in the world

Bryn Mawr
That's not quite how I would have put it when I was 6

How Original...

excited dad outside store called Drift In and Sea; "Ooh, let's drift in and see!"

Ocean City boardwalk
Overheard by S.T.L. Laffing