Guy on Cell Phone: "Well, you're a crack addict and it's Ash Wednesday. I don't know what to tell you."
Wal-Mart
Monday, March 19, 2012
Last Night was AWESOME!
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Friday, March 16, 2012
Decorative Stones: Aisle 43
Woman: "Seriously?!"
Guy: "Well, this is what happens when you bear false witness."
AC Moore
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Monday, March 5, 2012
Check This Person's Bags Before They Leave
Customer: Does this library have a bathroom?
Bookseller: Well....this is a bookstore...and the bathroom is on the second floor
Barnes & Noble
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Thursday, March 1, 2012
Rosenblum Was The Sled
Customer on the phone: "I need a book called A Streetcar Named Desirée"
Bookseller: "Oh...you mean Desire?"
Barnes & Noble
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Tuesday, February 28, 2012
It's 3am Somewhere
Girl on her cell phone at 9:20 AM:
"I need to get me some sweet and sour chicken!"
Roosevelt Boulevard
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Wednesday, February 22, 2012
Aim High!
Coworker: "I kinda wanted to show up the guy with the food safety neuroses so I started offering it around."
My Cube Farm
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Monday, February 20, 2012
First Remove The Post From Your Own Eye
Guy & Girl, discussing the Grammys
Guy: "Adele has cankles. She should have worn a different dress. Or they could have at least not shown that part of her."
Girl: "Oh yeah? Well, you have a small penis and it took you 10 years to talk me into seeing it. Leave Adele alone."
Princeton
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Friday, February 17, 2012
Marketing Rep: "You see, if you just looked at their website, you would never know IHOP was an international company."
The weekly sales meeting...
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